WOMAN CAUGHT BETWEEN WALLS
The walls have ears (and blonde hair and a face).
JURY ACQUITS SANDWICH GUY
Hot dog!
TOY HALL OF FAME VOTES TRIVIAL PURSUIT, BATTLESHIP AND SLIME
You slimed my battleship!
THE WORST WEDDING SONGS
♪♪ And this bird you cannot change /Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh… ♫
FLORIDA MAN AVOIDS RITUAL SACRIFICE
As one does.
MAN REALLY NEEDS BATHROOM, PULLS KNIFE
Rough going.
A doctor tells his patient he’s being moved to the east wing.
As they’re rolling him down the hallway, the patient says, “What’s in the east wing?”
Doctor says, “The morgue.”
Patient says, “But I’m not dead yet!”
Doctor says, “It’s a long hallway.”
Ready For Winter
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