FAMILY TRIES TO BRING DEAD GRANDMA ONTO THE PLANE
Dead on pre-arrival.
MASS SANTAS SHOPLIFT AT GROCERY STORE, GIVE FOOD TO THE HUNGRY
Naughty list for a nice cause.
POP-TARTS OFFERS LIVE VOTING FOR TARTS TEAM SACRIFICE
Does this not strike anybody as odd?
BOWEN YANG LEAVING SNL
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CRECHE CLEAN
Turn your manger from mangy to magnificent.
Why did the guy put down in his dating profile that he was a pyromaniac?
So he’d get a lot of matches.
Sometimes A Girl Just Wants To Feel Pretty
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The Po-table
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FRIDAY, Dec 19 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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HARRISON FORD TO GET SAG LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
“We love you.” – Screen Actors Guild. “I know.” – H. Ford.