SNL ANNOUNCES FIRST FOUR “WHO?”
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FLORIDA MAN CUTS THROUGH WALL INTO NEIGHBOR’S APARTMENT
Florida Man, Kool-Aid Man, same difference.
DUMB HEADLINES
The dumb, it burns.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FOR DOGS
Finally, you don’t have to share your Girl Scout cookies with your dog.
What did Santa Claus say on his 50th Birthday?
I’m having a midlife Christmas!!
My Spidey Sense is Tingling
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$2 Hammer
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WEDNESDAY, Sept 9 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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“WHEEL OF FORTUNE” ADDS NEW GAME
This’ll make it more interesting, for sure.
US OPEN SMELLS LIKE SEWAGE
No love for this tennis tournament.