CHICK-FIL-A EMPLOYEE FINDS $10,000, RETURNS IT, TRIES TO DECLINE REWARD
WWJD? WWRMcDD?
TACHYON TAX
Faster than TurboTax!
96 BANANAS STOLEN FROM WAWA
Approximately.
RUSSIAN WANTS SOVEREIGN TERRITORY ON THE MOON
Just what the moon needs: assholes.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
ALLIGATOR ON THE CAR ROOF
Hey, somebody left a perfectly good alligator by the side of the road!
MADONNA TO GUEST ON “THE STUDIO”
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HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME?
As if your parents gave it a lot of thought.
THE COST OF RAISING A BABY
What a racket.
DUMB HEADLINES
Actual headlines. Actual stupid headlines.