WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Tuesday through Wednesday
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DOG SHOOTS STRANGER AT CONVENIENCE STORE
The dogs of war.
MAN CUTS PICKLEBALL NETS
Spoil sport.
MARRIAGE NIGHT AT THE AAA BALLGAME
It’s going… it’s going… it’s gone!
PARENTS BRAWL AT KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION
Old school.
PLANE RUNS INTO PARAGLIDER
Well, chute.
THE ENHANCED GAMES ARE A BUST
I think the promoters were high.
TRADER JOE’S GUMMY WORMS CAUSE POOPING
Fiberpalooza.
Guy goes to a psychiatrist.
He says, “I had a weird dream this morning. I saw my mother but then I noticed she had your face. It was so weird that I woke up and couldn’t get back to sleep. So I got up, made myself a slice of toast and came straight here. Can you tell me the meaning of my dream?” The psychiatrist says, “One slice of toast? You call that a breakfast?”