MAN SUES CARNIVAL CRUISE OVER HOT DECK
Hot damn.
TAKE THE MUPPET TOUR
Wocka wocka.
DUMB HEADLINES
Actual headlines. Actual, dumb headlines.
Why did the guy quit playing the triangle in the reggae band?
Because it was the same ting over and over.
It’s A Trap!
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Maybe You Shouldn’t Have Parked There
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WEDNESDAY, May 27 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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2028 OLYMPICS TO GO ALL NINJA-WARRIOR
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AUDIO: 7-ELEVEN CEO DIES
Inconvenience.