MAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING COCAINE UNDER HIS TOUPÉE
Hell toupée.
RENT A ROBOT FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY
The robots are taking over (your Sidekick news today)
FARMER BOB’S PETTING ZOO
Bring medical gloves and a HEPA mask.
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE (July 31-Aug 2)
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What happened to the guy who was addicted to sandwiches?
He’s trying to quite cold turkey.
GGGiraffe
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Tinkerhulk
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FRIDAY, July 31 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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COLORADO TOWN SHUTS DOWN
Goodbye, Hartman.
RFK Jr HOSTS COOKING SHOW
America’s goose is cooked.