MONDAY, Aug 3 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
ARTIST FINDS HIS GALLERY ARTWORK AT THRIFT STORE
Know your audience.
DISNEY PARK ITEMS FOR AUCTION
Because you haven’t given them enough money.
HIRE A ROBOT TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE
Hey, that’s a great idea.
IGNORING YOUR SPOUSE’S ATTEMPTS AT LOVE
“This is how I love you, baby.” – Paul Simon, “Hearts and Bones”
MAN BURNS DOWN FAMILY HOUSE HE WAS MEANT TO INHERIT
Three. Hun. Dred. Six. Ty. Five. De. Grees. Burning down the house.
RENT A ROBOT FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY
The robots are taking over (your Sidekick news today)
FARMER BOB’S PETTING ZOO
Bring medical gloves and a HEPA mask.