What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.
Meat Socks
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Glamour Shot
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WEDNESDAY, Apr 1 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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BAD ONE-NIGHT STANDS
I prefer two-night stands. One for the lamp, and one for the clock radio.
GAMBLING SITE MAKES ERROR, ASKS FOR ITS MONEY BACK
No, see, you didn’t REALLY win. It’s kind of a funny story…
ELEPHANT BREAKS OUT OF PEN, GOES FOR A WALK AROUND THE ZOO
Until her walk was truncated.
WEDNESDAY TRIVIA – Apr 1
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WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Apr 1
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WEDNESDAY – Apr 1
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