STOLEN TACO TRUCK CRASHES INTO PROPANE TANKER

Two men stole a taco truck and then, after a chase, collided with a propane tanker on Monday in San Bernardino, California. The suspects, identified as Sean Fowler, 20, and Daiquon Horne, 22, took the truck belonging to Amapola Rico Taco, a catering company, and led police on a two-mile chase reaching speeds of about 80 miles per hour. They eventually sideswiped a school bus full of kids, though none were injured. They then smashed into a propane truck. Reports said that the intersection reeked of gas following the incident. Both suspects face charges of assault, grand theft auto and evading police.
* Ha ha – it’s funny because of gas, you see.
* Why would you steal a taco truck? Aren’t tacos, like, two bucks?
* “I’m tired for paying through the nose for these tacos! Let’s take the whole truckful!”
* Can you even eat them all before they go bad?
* A taco catering company? Wow, talk about some fancy eatin’!
* Another title in contention for Wacky News Headline of the Year.
* I still prefer last week’s headline: “Grease Trail Leads to Ham Thief.”
* Man, if a burrito supreme collided with a propane tank head on it could have meant the end of the known universe.
* You could say these guys had an Appetite for Destruction.
* How many of you were thinking, “80 mph in a taco truck? My car doesn’t even go that fast.”