PREGNANT WOMAN DISCOVERS EX-BOYFRIEND WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AT OLIVE GARDEN

Police In Greenfield, Wisconsin, say a woman, eight months pregnant, became enraged after hearing her ex-boyfriend was spending Valentine’s Day at an Olive Garden restaurant with someone else. The pregnant woman and her niece went to the Olive Garden to confront the couple, and it turned into a brawl that started in the Olive Garden parking lot. The pregnant ex-girlfriend had a metal club and chased the man and his new girlfriend, who is also pregnant, into the restaurant. The fight went from the lobby to the hallway to the bathroom and finally made its way back outside, which is when police showed up. The woman who confronted her ex-boyfriend was issued a citation for battery.
* Then police put out an All Points Bulletin for Maury Povich.
* That guy’s really been sharing his breadstick.
* This is one virile man. Now the waitress at Olive Garden is pregnant too.
* It’s a one-man population explosion.
* This guy needs to be using protection. As in bodyguards.
* You know, for the rest of the customers this had to be better than a floor show.
* A metal club? So Stone Age, and yet so Bronze Age too.
* Ladies, please don’t chase someone with a metal pipe when you’re eight months pregnant. Have your niece do it.
* The Olive Garden’s slogan is, “When You’re Here, You’re Family” – not “Come here to start a family.”