MIS-SUNG SONG LYRICS

Reddit asked, “What’s a song lyric you always sing incorrectly even though you know it’s wrong?” Some of the responses:
– “Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.”
– “Hold me closer Tony Danza.”
– “My husband and I start ‘Livin’ on a prayer’ with “lemon on a pear”
– “The song Venus: I’m your penis I’m your fire…”
– “Loser: ‘I’m a lizard baby, so why don’t you kill me'”
– “Dancing queen, Young & sweet, Only 7 teeth.”
– “Ed Sheeran’s Thinking Out Loud. I always belt out ‘take me into your lemon arms!’”
– “Take me down to the paradise city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.”
– “Gimme the beach boys, and free my soooul I wanna get tossed in a rockin’ roll and drift awaaay”
– “Old Town Road ‘I’m gonna take my horse to the hotel room.'”
– “Alanis Morrissette/You Oughta Know: ‘It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me…'”
– “Tub Thumping: ‘I get locked up/but I get out again/you’re never gonna catch me now.'”
– “Go go Jason waterfalls.”
– “Every Breath You Take: The line is ‘my poor heart aches’ I always heard it and now sing it as ‘I’m a pool hall ace’”
– “Daft Punk’s Get Luck: ‘We rub a Mexican monkey…'”
– “Darius Rucker: ‘Rock me mama like a wagon wheel, Rock me mama anyway you feel, heyyyyy….. Maserati'”
– “I wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day.”
– “Owner of a Lonely Heart will always be ‘Odor of Baloney Farts'”
* PHONE TOPIC: Have listeners call in and sing their own wrong lyrics,