THE SORRIEST PANDEMIC MEALS EVER

The Huffington Post has collected some tweets about the saddest meals people have eaten during the pandemic shutdown.
– “Just made a single bacon-wrapped jalapeño for dinner, is this rock bottom?”
– “I just had a pint of mint chocolate chip Hagen dazs for dinner.”
– “When my kid had to fill out a Mother’s Day questionnaire that asked what his favourite food is that I cook, he replied ‘she is good at roasting bagels.'”
– “Ate solely a can of mixed vegetables for dinner. Perhaps the saddest quarantine meal yet.”
– “I just ate canned tuna for breakfast.”
– “I just had BBQ chips and chocolate covered raisins for lunch.”
– “Tonight, I fed my family French fries for dinner. Just fries.”
– “I ate a cinnamon roll and 4 mozzarella sticks for dinner last night.”
– “An 8-oz ball of mozzarella I just kinda ripped up, wrapped in a tortilla and ate in bed while I drank a single can of Bud.”
– “I just ate pumpkin cheesecake for dinner and I might wash it down with a vodka soda.”
* Boy, this takes me back to (college/bachelorhood/my first apartment).
* You’re stuck home. You have all day to make a wonderful meal. Instead, you wrap an 8-0z lump of mozzarella in a tortilla. COME ON, PEOPLE!
* At least nobody lowered themselves to a 7-11 hot dog. They kept a SHRED of dignity.
* Depressed, fed up, unmotivated to eat well. This could explain the uptick in TV commercials for Spam.
* I think this shows how resourceful Americans are. We’ll do pretty good when the famine comes.