CORN DOG IS CLUE TO SOLVING STATUE THEFT

Three thieves stole a Virgin Mary statue from St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Wausau, Wisconsin. They were caught because they left behind a partially eaten corn dog on the ground. Police were able to figure out the corn dog was purchased from the Kwik Trip mini mart across the street. They checked the security camera footage and saw three people later identified as the suspects Brian Yonker, Miranda Lindner and Katie Kelly leave the Kwik Trip and walk in the direction of the church. When the officer spoke to them, they admitted to stealing the statue. They ultimately apologized, and returned the statue. The church’s Father Aaron Huberfeld says he got a good laugh when he found out that it was a corn dog that cracked the case, which “reminds us that divine providence also has a sense of humor and we’ve all certainly had a good chuckle about that.”
* Yeah, like the volcanoes in Hawaii. Quite the divine sense of humor.
* Today’s lesson: Before committing a crime, have a nice meal. AT HOME.
* Partially eaten? But who can resist finishing a delicious mini-mart corn dog?
* The clue came from God, with an assist from Oscar Mayer.
* So police ought to be looking for funnier clues when trying to solve serial killings?
* I always thought a corn dog at a mini mart is a sign from God that you really should go eat something healthier somewhere else.