ZOOKEEPER CHARGED WITH STEALING FOOD FROM THE ANIMALS

In Osaka, Japan, a zookeeper is accused of stealing food intended for the animals at the Osaka Zoo. The man, who has been working as a zookeeper for more than 10 years, allegedly stole fruits and vegetables that were prepared for animals at a zoo kitchen. He admitted to taking the food on the day he was caught, and also admitted earlier thefts. It’s believed he stole the food for his own consumption, but his motive remains unknown.
* Because fruits and vegetables are good for you?
* They were probably wondering why the animals were suddenly able to walk out of their cages between the bars.
* They ought to let the animals fight the humans for the food. I believe the zoos call that ‘enrichment.’
* “As punishment, we’re going to have you feed the animals.” “But that’s what I already do.” “No, we’re going to have YOU ‘feed’ the animals.”