YOU’RE GETTING OLD

Reddit asked, “What’s something that makes you realize you’re getting old?” Some of the responses:
– “Had to start scrolling a lot more on forms to get to my year of birth.”
– “Leaving the house is a chore.”
– “The music played at the supermarket includes songs from my teens and twenties.”
– “I don’t recognize a single athlete in any sports, and the ones I do recognize are all sports commentators on TV.”
– “My big toe on my right foot doesn’t work right.”
– “When I have to do math to remember how old I am.”
– “Everything makes noise when I stand up/sit down.”
– “Getting injured while sitting on the couch.”
– “I’m in a bad mood when I’m out of bird seed.”
– “I’m working with someone who only learned about 9/11 in history class.”
– “I’m only in college so I’m not actually old, but I had the weirdest feeling when I found out that people younger than me are playing professional sports.”
– “I don’t know what ‘rizz’ is.” (note: a slang term often used to describe someone’s ability to flirt and be charming.)
– “When I drop something on the floor I look at it for a long time to decide if I really need it in my life or not.”
– “I don’t mind tucking my shirt in my underwear. It actually works better.”
– “Stairs.”
– “Sneezing is like Russian roulette.”
* PHONE TOPIC: In what strange way do you realize you’re getting old?