YOU HAVE BEEN GROPED BY ME, AL FRANKEN

It’s now Minnesota Democratic Senator Al Franken’s turn to be censured for groping a woman. And this one’s on film. Thursday, anchorwoman and sportscaster Leeann Tweeden wrote about a time when Franken groped and kissed her without her consent. The two were part of a USO show going to the Mideast in 2006. She said Franken, a former writer & performer for Saturday Night Live before turning to politics, wrote a skit in which she was supposed to kiss Franken. He insisted they rehearse the whole sketch, including the kiss. She says that, despite her saying no, he grabbed and kissed her, slipping her some tongue. During the actual performances, Tweeden managed to turn her head enough so she didn’t get the full Franken. Later, flying home on a military transport, while she was sleeping and dressed in a flak vest, someone took a picture of Franken jokingly touching her breasts over the flak jacket and smiling at the camera. That picture is now all over the internet. Franken immediately apologized, called his behavior wrong, and calling for an investigation into sexual assault allegations against himself.
* So will he be a witness for the prosecution, or the defense, or both?
* Time for Al Franken to get his own flak vest.
* I’m sorry, Al, the Al Franken Decade was the 1980’s; you’re well beyond the statute of limitations.
* Although this could turn into another ten years of him, Al Franken, in the news.
* You can’t spell decade without decadence.
* Can the people who just bought his book “Al Franken, Giant of the Senate” get their money back?
* Meanwhile, Rush Limbaugh puffs his cigar and smiles.