YET ANOTHER SERIAL POOPER

Police in Clearcreek, Ohio, are looking for a serial pooper responsible for defecating on the floor of a home under construction in a new subdivision four times since May 6. Several homes in the new subdivision have sold for over $1 million.
* Get that carpeting down, quick.
* Or put in the toilet.
* Only four poops since May 6? Somebody needs more fiber.
* Aren’t we all serial poopers, though, in our own way?
* Some homes have sold for over $1 million, but this one sounds like a dump.