WOMEN ATTACK EACH OTHER WITH FRYING PAN

In Mattoon, Illinois, two women are accused of attacking each other with a frying pan last Sunday. 24-year-old Tytia Cushman and 22-year-old Brooke Beltz were both charged with domestic battery. Police said Cushman hit Beltz numerous times with a closed fist and assaulted Beltz with a frying pan. They also said Beltz hit Cushman numerous times over the head with a frying pan lid.
* Their resentment had been simmering for a long time.
* I wonder if the charges will stick – like the fried eggs in the pan?
* If you can’t stand the beat, stay out of the kitchen.
* Hitting someone with a frying pan? That takes no skillet all.
* Sounds like Hell’s Kitchen.
* At least they didn’t Beat Bobby Flay.