WOMAN WALKS HUSBAND ON LEASH TO CONFORM WITH CURFEW

A married couple in Quebec apparently decided to test out a loophole they thought they discovered in the local coronavirus regulations. Local rules say you are allowed out at night between 8 p.m. and 5 a.m. to walk your dog, but that’s all. Police spotted one woman leading her husband around on a leash last Saturday at around 9 p.m. The woman attempted to argue that she was walking her dog when she was approached by authorities. She was unconvincing, and both the man and the woman were fined over $12,000 for breaking curfew.
* Oh, so you want to play rrruff, eh?
* “But officer, the cold night air on his voice is making him a little husky.”
* If they wanted to use a play-on-words about dogs, HE should have been walking HER. Think about it.
* Too bad. She was going to use that money to get him fixed.