WOMAN TRIES TO ROB FOUR NYC BANKS IN 40 MINUTES

A woman tried to rob four Manhattan banks in 40 minutes on Tuesday. The woman hit the first bank, a Bank of America, at 11:17 a.m. and passed a note demanding cash but didn’t get any. Three minutes later, at 11:20 a.m., she hit a Capital One where she was seen with a note but didn’t pass it to a teller. Seven minutes later, at 11:27 a.m., she passed a note to a teller at an Apple Bank, but didn’t get any cash. She finally made off with an as-yet-undetermined amount of cash at 11:57 a.m. after hitting a Chase Bank, passing the teller a robbery note at that bank.
* You kids today take note of this: persistance pays off.
* Oh, also – when robbing banks, go straight for Chase. They’re wimps.
* Maybe it’s one of those new “American Ninja Warrior” speed-trial thingys.
* I’d say she was an over-achiever, but she only got money from one of the banks.
* They don’t know how much cash she got, ’cause the teller could have put a fistful in her purse.