WOMAN SUING KFC OVER HALF-FULL BUCKET OF CHICKEN

Anna Wurtzburger, of Hopewell Junction, New Jersey, says she bought a $20 bucket of chicken from KFC and was disappointed to find it looked much different than what’s in the chain’s ads. “They say it feeds the whole family … They’re showing a bucket that’s overflowing with chicken,” the 64-year-old widow griped. “You get half a bucket! That’s false advertising, and it doesn’t feed the whole family. They’re small pieces!” Wurtzburger called the fast-food giant’s Georgia headquarters to complain, and was told the chicken was portrayed prominently on the commercial “so that the public could see the chicken.” “If you want the public to look at your chicken, put it in a dish,” she fumed. “It’s a lot of BS. … I expect to get what you’re telling me.” Putting her money where her hungry mouth is, Wurtzburger hired a lawyer and filed a lawsuit, demanding KFC change its advertising.
* If feeds the whole family if three or four of them are out eating at McDonald’s.
* She also thinks Rob Riggle was a stupid choice for the next Colonel Sanders.
* Not as stupid as Norm MacDonald, but pretty bad.
* I think her bucket’s half empty, if you know what I mean.
* KFC told her to cluck off.
* Maybe it’s like with boxes of crackers – they try and say the contents just settled.
* Well now KFC has to try and settle the lawsuit.
* Isn’t the term “false advertising” a little redundant?
* I mean if they didn’t mislead you, you wouldn’t buy half the stuff out there.