WOMAN SMEARS BANANAS ON TRUMP'S MAR-A-LAGO CARS
A woman snuck into President Donald Trump’s private Mar-a-Lago club shortly before his inauguration and smeared bananas on cars. Palm Beach, Florida, police say that 48-year-old Kelly Weidman also typed a profanity about Trump on a Mar-a-Lago computer. She was confronted by security guards, who called police. She was charged with misdemeanor trespassing and released.
* Another senseless run-by fruiting. (see clip below)
* Bananas, eh? Sounds like the anti-Trump bunch, alright.
* She just doesn’t find Trump appealing.
* When Trump hears about this, he’ll go bananas.
* Time to build a wall around his private club. I mean, another wall.
* Trump: keeping American car washers employed.
* I know bananas are a good source of potassium but not this way.
* Wait, an intruder just snuck in? It could be time to upgrade the security a little.
* I mean love him or hate him, we are talking about the President of the United States here.
* First we get Kellyanne Conway and now we have Kelly Weidman. So look for Kelly to move up the list of popular girls’ names.
CLIP: The “Run-by fruiting” line from Mrs. Doubtfire.
