WOMAN SHOT IN VICTORIA'S SECRET OVER A MAN

Police in Columbus, Ohio say one woman shot another woman in a Victoria’s Secret PINK store full of shoppers, apparently because of a fight over a man. The injured 23-year-old woman was hospitalized in stable condition with a chest wound after the Thursday afternoon shooting. The women had “bad blood” between them before they had an unexpected encounter at Victoria’s Secret. The 22-year-old woman who fired was jailed on a felonious assault charge.
* Was the shooter wearing one of those bullet bras?
* Looks like the guy’s secret is out.
* This explains Victoria’s Secret’s new line of Kevlar lingerie.
* There was almost another Victoria’s Secret Angel.
* One girlfriend shot and one under arrest. I guess for the guy, it’s back to the singles circuit.
* So both of their panties were in a bunch.
* Don’t worry. The right bra can make a perfect tourniquet.