WOMAN SEEKS MAN WHOSE NAME IS TATTOOED ON HER REAR END

A UK woman is searching for a man whose name she had tattooed on her butt ten years ago. Kaylie Williams from Hereford, England went on vacation to Majorca, Spain ten years ago. She met a group from Cardiff, England who were having a bachelor party; they were all dressed as babies with diapers on. The man asked if he could have his name tattooed on her. Williams said she would if he paid for it, and he did. Williams says she’d now love to track him down and see what happened to him. “The chap was called Daniel Forde and with all the horrible things that are going on in the world at the moment, I thought this would be fun story and it would be amazing to track him down after all these years.”
* … and ruin his life.
* … and sue him to pay the cost of tattoo removal.
* Ten years ago? Why did she sit on this for so long?
* She thinks of him every time she sees his name… “Edrof Leinad” – she’d be looking in the mirror, of course.
* She should check on Facebook. Or, actually, Arsebook.