WOMAN RUNS OVER HERSELF TRYING TO ESCAPE ATTACKING PUSSYCAT

A Florida woman was run over by her own car trying to escape an attack from a pussycat. The woman had left her car parked in front of a house in West Cocoa last Friday evening. She was preparing to drive off when the cat jumped into the car and attacked her. In an attempt to escape the cat’s claws, the woman got out of the vehicle, forgetting that it was in reverse. The car rolled over her, and then into the street where it struck a parked vehicle. She suffered critical injuries.
* The cat suffered a severe scolding.
* Too bad humans don’t have nine lives.
* When a cat’s that angry, just shut up and drive it where it wants to go.
* Cars and cats – The Fast and the Furry Ass.
* Try explaining this to the insurance company.
* Once cats learn how to operate self-driving cars, there’ll be no stopping them.