WOMAN RUNS OVER HERSELF THREE TIMES

A 45-year-old Swiss woman was run over three times after she got out of her car and left the engine running. Police say she had stepped out of her car in order to get something out of the trunk. But the car, which was on a slight slope, began rolling backwards. She tried to stop the vehicle, but fell to the ground and was run over a first time. The car then rammed into another vehicle and rebounded back in the opposite direction, running over the woman a second time. But then the car hit a sidewalk curb, sending it back towards the woman and running her over a third time, before finally hitting a wooden barrier and coming to a halt. The woman was sent to a hospital in a serious condition.
* They got her there in no time flat. FLAT!
* The car was recruited into the Ukrainian army and pointed toward Russia.
* Was the whole car ringed by rubber baby buggy bumpers?
* Who is this woman, Sideshow Bob’s mother?
* Later, she meets with her insurance agent. They talk for awhile, then the agent says, “Let’s run over this one more time.”