WOMAN MISTAKES ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH FOR HISSING COBRA

Animal rescuers were called to a Singapore home when a woman thought she heard a cobra hissing. The team searched the woman’s home for nearly an hour before discovering the source of the hissing – an Oral B electric toothbrush. The toothbrush was turned on and off again, bringing an end to the hissing. The resident said she discovered the toothbrush was malfunctioning because water had gotten into the battery compartment.
* “Fangs” for the help, guys! Har!!!
* Luckily, Oral B’s are non-venomous toothbrushes.
* Next time, get an electric toothbrush with a different sound, like a horse, or a baby crying.
* Who the hell keeps their electric toothbrush near water? Is this a common practice I’m not familiar with?