WOMAN MISCONSTRUES MEANING OF STOLEN WINDCHIMES

A Lakewood, Washington, woman wants to find the young man who left an apology note at her door with $5 in it. The note read, “I am sorry that we stole your windchimes our mom died and liked butterflies so my sister took it and put it by our window I am sorry this is only money I have please do not be mad at us. – Jake.” Chrissy Marie says she has three of those windchimes, and that she is not mad and actually wants to find Jake so she can return the 5 dollars and give Jake and his sister a second windchime “so both of you have your own.”
* Uhh … lady? I hate to break it to you, but your neighbor stole your windchime because its so goddamn annoying.
* Credit to the neighbor for a great way to throw off suspicion.
* And yeah, he really is named Jake. Sure.
* Steal a wind-chime and then give your name? You’d have to be a real ding-a-ling.
* If they catch the kid who stole the windchimes, they’ll throw him in the clink.
* Sorry, I have to chime in with my own opinion.
* If the story is true, then sure, coddle the kid. That’ll really help him.
* Keep it up and you’ll create the next Al Capone here.
* His mom liked butterflies? That’s sweet but how did she feel about stealing?
* Maybe they’ll make a movie about this called “Chime-less in Seattle.”