WOMAN LISTENING TO "WHIP IT", DIDN'T HEAR BURGLARS

Police in Columbus, Ohio, say burglars entered a woman’s apartment and stole her TV. The woman was in her townhouse, but she was listening to Devo’s “Whip It” so loudly upstairs that she didn’t hear the two men taking her TV. A security camera video shows the two burglars sneaking in from an open patio door. Authorities said “While the victim was upstairs, the thieves stole her TV from her family room.”
* “Whip It”? What decade is this again?
* Was it at least the remastered 2009 version?
* “Whip It”? More like “Swipe It”.
* So they were in and out in 2:47? Sweet.
* She was listening to “Whip It”. The burglars were listening to the Eagles’ “Take It Easy”.
* She should have been listening to Frank Sinatra’s “They Can’t Take That Away From Me”.