WOMAN INVENTS SPRAY TO ATTRACT BIGFOOT

A North Carolina-based wife and mother has home brewed a spray that she says can attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half. Sold at $7 a bottle, the “environmentally friendly” Bigfoot Juice also doubles as a bug spray, said creator Allie Megan Webb. When asked “How do you know it works?” she responds, “How do you know it doesn’t work?” Webb claims that field tests have been done including a recent outing by the research group Bigfoot 911, which just happens to include her husband as a member, in which a Bigfoot sighting was reported. It happened the first week of August, in the woods of McDowell County. The report made national news. “I think that’s enough to say it can attract a Bigfoot,” says Webb.
* You can’t argue with the science.
* It’s also a bug spray? Cool! You can lure your Bigfoot, and then de-louse him.
* Attracting a Bigfoot can be handy if you have to, like, move a piano.
* Of course the Bigfoot sighting made national news. Any break from Trump news is a good thing.
* From my experience, her Bigfoot Juice is a popular cologne for people who ride the bus.