WOMAN IN LOVE WITH ROLLER COASTER

Do you love roller coasters? Bet you don’t as much as this lady. A woman named Gaëlle Engel claims she has long been sexually attracted to inanimate objects, and is now in love with a German roller coaster, the Sky Scream at Germany’s Holiday Park. The 43-year-old Engle says, “I spend every moment dreaming of a carnal and fusional relationship with it.” Engle says she has had three serious romantic human relationships, but found them all to be traumatic. But she’s been been sexually attracted to objects since she was 12. With Sky Scream, she says, “I feel completely confident.” As an alternative to showing “affection” to the roller coaster in person, Engel collects objects that represent Sky Scream to her, such as Sky Scream photos, objects bought from the theme park, and a pillow that has the roller coaster’s image printed on it, which Engel hugs daily.
* Sorry, is that HUGS or HUMPS?
* Hmmm. Many women prefer the log ride.
* Her father must have been a carny.
* She must like the G-force on her G-spot.
* I can’t imagine being sexually attracted to an inanimate object. Well … maybe a Lamborghini.
* Like most men, the Sky Scream’s ride is only about 45 seconds long.