WOMAN HAD STOLEN ROLEX IN HER PANTIES

A woman was arrested for stealing a man’s $30,000 Rolex watch on Saturday. Danielle McGee, 27, had been with the victim at his Chelsea, New York, apartment early Saturday. Once he discovered the watch was missing, he called police, who used a metal detector to get a positive hit on the woman – the watch was in her panties. Danielle McGee, 27, was taken to a stationhouse, where the watch was recovered. She was charged with grand larceny and criminal possession of stolen property.
* She snatched the watch, alright.
* She’ll probably do time.
* She must have seen that episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” with the stolen cellphone.
* They also found some guy’s iPad, four silver dollars, and a collectible Grateful Dead t-shirt.