WOMAN HAD NAKED MAN IN HER TRUNK FOR THREE DAYS

In Nanaimo, British Columbia, Bethany Coker noticed some mud in the front seat of her car earlier this week. She figured someone had broken in, so she cleaned and steamed the upholstery and moved on. A few days later she noticed the windows of her car were fogged up. Then when she was inside the car she heard a voice say “Hey.” She discovered a naked man in her trunk. She had been driving around with him, running errands and going to work. Coker asked the man if he was naked and he replied, “Yes, it’s a rite of passage.” She called police, who said the man has “significant health issues” and is now receiving the help he needs.
* ‘Cause it’s crazy! Naked in a trunk? In Canada? In FEBRUARY???
* I’ve heard of junk in the trunk, but this guy literally had his junk in the trunk.
* If he didn’t have money for clothes, OBVIOUSLY he wasn’t going to have money for bus fare.
* A rite of passage. Maybe for some fraternity he was joining. In his head.
* When life starts imitating The Hangover, you’ve got trouble.