WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 14-POUND BABY

A woman in Ontario, Canada, gave birth to a 14-pound baby boy. Sonny Ayres — the fifth child of Chance and Britteney Ayres — was born via Caesarean section on Oct. 23, weighing 14 pounds, 8 ounces. Proud father Chance Ayres said the doctors and nurses were cheering, like at a hockey game. This is not the first big baby for the Ayres family. Two of his siblings were born at over 13 pounds. The average weight for a full-term baby is between 7 pounds, 2 ounces, and 7 pounds, 6 ounces.
* Is the kid’s name Sonny, or Tonny?
* The kid didn’t want to come out. You know he’s going to end up living in the basement forever, right?
* His first word was “Food!” His second word was “NOW!!”
* Favorite ice cream? Chunky Monkey.