WOMAN FLASHES DRIVERS IN THE HOPES OF GETTING A FREE TACO

Arvada, Colorado, police were called to a Taco Bell on October 20th where a woman was allegedly flashing her bare chest at cars pulling into the drive-thru. According to police reports, the woman would open her sweater and yell, “Buy me a [expletive] taco” to all approaching drivers.
* She gave everybody a pico at her de gallo.
* Gee, a $1.29 taco is certainly worth a little slice of your dignity, no?
* Okay, we’ve just lived through an intense couple of weeks learning about celebrities and powerful men treating women like sex objects. This is super bad timing for a woman to be flashing strangers in public.
* What a Cheesy Gordita.
* She would have had better luck standing outside IHOP and asking for flapjacks.
* A lot of the drivers just kept going down the street and pulled into Hooters, for some reason.
* Good thing she didn’t want anything from Cracker Barrel.