WOMAN FINDS TOOTH IN BAG OF PEANUTS

An Ohio woman who was eating a bag of Planters nuts last month claims she bit into a human tooth instead of a cashew. Nickolette Botsford, of Ravenna, wrote on Facebook Saturday that as she was eating the nuts while in the car with her mother, she “noticed something very hard in my mouth so naturally I pulled it out and asked my mom what the heck it was … yes a human tooth was in my package and I had (it) in my mouth for at least 30-40 seconds!!” Botsford said that after pulling the car over, she vomited “several times” before realizing the tooth had “dried blood” on it. She went to an emergency room, where they confirmed the item was a human tooth. Botsfird said she reached out to Planters, and played phone tag for a few days before subsequently awaiting a response for three weeks. Someone was sent out to visit her to pick up the tooth but, she says, “no one seems to want to talk to me.”
* They WANT to talk to you. They CAN’T talk to you because they don’t have any teeth.
* At least the tooth didn’t try to chew its way out of her mouth.
* Too bad it didn’t have a gold filling.
* She almost had an incisor inside ‘er.
* So how do you think this happened? Fistfight on the quality control line?
* It was a wisdom tooth, and the piece of wisdom is: never buy a bag of Planter’s nuts again.