WOMAN DRIVER EATING CEREAL LEADS COPS ON 30 MILE CHASE

A woman is behind bars after a police chase that went on for nearly 30 miles. According to investigators, it started when a Columbus, Ohio, deputy spotted a woman driving erratically. After stopping the car, the deputy noticed that the woman behind the wheel was eating a bowl of cereal. The woman then took off, driving toward Columbus. The pursuit reached speeds up to 100 mph. Stop-sticks were used near downtown Columbus, but failed to end the chase. Eventually, the car began to break down and the woman got out and tried to run. She was then cornered by deputies and arrested.
* Snap, crackle, cop, Rice Krispies!
* Another cereal criminal.
* The lady was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
* That’s what you find when you do traffic Chex.
* She was up to her old Trix.
* Shredded Wheat? More like Shredded Tires.
* Now she can spoon with her cellmate.
* Should have gone with a breakfast bar.
* I know breakfast is the most important meal of the day but this is ridiculous.
* She was driving erratically? I say if she was going 100 mph while eating a bowl of cereal she was driving great.
* The crazy part was the cup of coffee she had balanced on the roof.
* It makes you wonder what she has planned for lunch.