WOMAN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING IKEA FRY PAN IN HER LEGGINGS

A shoplifter in St. Louis, Missouri, tried to walk away from an Ikea with a large frying pan shoved down her skin-tight leggings. Sierra Coleman didn’t get far before store security caught up to her and detained her in the parking lot. Despite the impression of the fry pan against her bottom, and the handle sticking out of her pants, the 28-year-old Coleman kept shouting, “It’s a misdemeanor! Only 30 dollars!”
* 30 bucks for a lousy frying pan? That’s not a misdemeanor – that’s highway robbery!
* They gonna fry her ass.
* Unlike the fry pan, the charges will stick.
* She sounds like a real hard ass.
* Out of the frying pan, into her leggings.
* Ugh. Please tell me they didn’t put the pan back on the shelf for sale.
* “Look at the grease spots on this pan. It looks like when you photocopy your butt!”
* The handle sticking out of her pants was a nice touch.
* Skin-tight leggings? Should have gone with a baggy track suit.
* It’s a bad sign when they seem overly familiar with the criminal justice system.
* “I can plead this down to a suspended sentence with a maximum of two weeks in jail.”
* With any luck she’ll be out robbing stores again by tomorrow.