WOMAN BUYS RESTAURANT LOBSTER, DROPS IT IN THE OCEAN

A Swiss woman touring Sardinia, Italy, paid nearly $200 for a lobster dish at a restaurant only to release the animal back into the ocean. According to the restaurant owner, the lady and her husband entered the Gente di Mare restaurant and saw the lobster tank. She asked the owner if a lobster could be released into the sea. She said she wanted to perform a kind act. So she ordered the $200 Catalan-style lobster with linguini dinner, but took the live 4-pound lobster, gave it a couple of pats, leaned through the railing and dropped it into the ocean.
* The lobster then turned around and said, “I shall grant you three wishes.”
* And she wished that her husband would share his dinner, for she now had nothing to eat but a lousy side dish of linguini, and maybe some breadsticks.
* And then she wished she could get the fish smell off her hands.
* Of course, the restaurant’s lobsters are locally sourced, so it’ll be back in the tank within 48 hours.