WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND WHO STOPPED SEX TO GO CHECK ON DINNER

A Paisley, Florida, woman was arrested for allegedly beating her boyfriend because he interrupted sex to check on dinner. Teresa Warren, 51, told the arresting officer that she and her boyfriend were “drinking alcohol and having a good time.” The boyfriend told the deputy that they were “drinking alcohol, cooking, watching the Nascar race, and having a good time.” They started having sex but then he remembered he was cooking. He didn’t want the food to burn so he took a break to check on the food. That’s when Warren became angry, smashed a TV onto the floor and started “striking him with a closed fist in his face, head, stomach, and legs.” He pushed her out the front door and told her to leave. She charged at him again, so he stuck his hand out to block her, creating a red mark on her left cheek with the palm of his hand. Then she ran off with his vehicle. The boyfriend had a swollen left eye and a red mark on his stomach. Warren was determined to be the primary aggressor, so she was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge.
* Cookus Interruptus.
* At least he got to have dinner in peace.
* Punch Drunk Love.
* Too bad he’s not the kind of guy who likes it rough.
* Some of you are taking this battle of the sexes thing WAY too seriously.
* That’s what you get for not eating out. (This line comes from someone on the internet. We can’t beat it; you probably can’t use it.)