WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND TO DEATH WITH FRYING PANS

A Camden, New Jersey, woman is facing murder charges in the beating of her boyfriend last month with frying pans. It was Labor Day weekend when police were called to a convenience market. They found Jason Lewis, 35, conscious, but bleeding from the head after he said he had been beaten by his girlfriend with a pair of frying pans. The woman, 31-year-old Maleia Cole, fled to her home about a block away. Lewis later underwent emergency surgery but succumbed to his injuries last week.
* It’s called Calphalon, not KILL–phalon.
* What sound did the frying pan make? “Wok!”
* She faces not only murder charges, but felony cliche.
* Unlike the frying pans, these charges will stick.
* She’ll probably fry for this.
* On the bright side, the dented pans are now half-price.