WOMAN ATTACKED BY SALAD DRESSING

Divel McLean of Casper, Wyoming, was preparing a meal at her friend’s house when her bottle of Dorothy Lynch brand salad dressing exploded. McLean describes the action: “I heard pop, pop, pop. I looked up, it was possessed. It was going crazy. It was shooting up in the air, to the side.” Then it exploded. “I was attacked by a bottle of salad dressing,” she said. It wasn’t until later when she found out that her dressing – a bottle of Dorothy Lynch salad dressing – had been recalled because bacteria in their product is bubbling and causing the dressing to foam or even spew out. McLean estimates $2,500 in total destruction with damage to the carpet, the walls, a computer and her dress. “From just a $3 bottle of dressing. From the depths of my toes, to the top of my head. I will never eat Dorothy Lynch again. That stuff is crazy,” McLean said.
* If she’d been injured, would they fly her to the Mayo Clinic?
* That Dorothy Lynch salad dressing isn’t made by Samsung, is it?
* So, there’s Thousand Island, Ranch, Italian, and Spritzing Bacteria.
* Speaking of gushers of rotten spew, how’d you like this year’s election commercials?
* On the bright side, the explosion saved her from eating the stuff.
* Nice dressing, but I prefer that my salad dressing isn’t alive, thanks.
* Imagine if she had shaken it. She could have taken out the whole block.
* That’s it. I’m going back to oil and vinegar.
* I don’t know how bad your day is going, but at least you’re not in the PR department at Dorothy Lynch this morning.