WIN A NIGHT IN A CHEESE-THEMED HOTEL ROOM

A cheese-themed hotel suite has opened in London. Cafe Rouge, a restaurant in the trendy section of Camden, has designed a Cheese Suite that features cheese-themed furniture, wallpaper, cushions, sheets and cheese-scented soap in the bathroom. Guests are allowed one phone call to the cheese hotline delivery service. The Cheese Suite will only be open until February 6, and there was a contest to select the people who would get to stay in it.
* This sounds less like a hotel suite and more like the restaurant manager’s office with a pullout couch.
* Is the Cheese Suite painted bleu?
* The place probably already smelled like cheese, and they thought – hey, why not?
* Who wouldn’t love to sleep in a place that smells like the feet of the guy who slept there the night before?
* Is there a tofu-themed suite for the lactose intolerant?