WIFE PROTESTS HUSBAND’S $6000 SEX BENDER AT AUSTRALIAN BROTHEL

A woman has threatened to protest outside a brothel in Molendinar, Australia, in the Gold Coast region, after her husband spent $6000 on a seven-hour sex-bender. The man went to the Pentagon Grand brothel where he had sessions with two sex workers, and then paid for service upgrades including fetishes and fantasies. The manager of the brothel, Suzanne Pfeifer, said the man paid for the first hour with cash because he did not want his wife to know. But when he wanted to continue the session he used a credit card. After seven hours the sex workers said they were too tired to continue and the man left. After noticing the massive charge on the credit card statement, the wife later turned up at the brothel with her husband in tow, claiming he had been “drunk and on drugs” and had no recollection of the incident. (* The world’s oldest excuse meets the world’s oldest profession!) Pfeifer pointed out that the man seemed sober in security footage and had successfully negotiated a good deal with the sex workers, something that would have been hard to do if he had been drunk or on drugs. The woman threatened to protest outside the establishment.
* A seven-hour sex-bender. After 7 hours, I bet it was bent. Ouch.
* The next time he goes to the brothel, the manager should just tell him to beat it.
* The girls lasted seven hours? Boy, you gotta hand it to them. No, really – after seven hours, you have to hand it to them.
* If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, did it make a sound? If a man has sex for seven hours and doesn’t remember, did he have any fun?
* Now the guy’s phone never stops ringing.