WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE BEST FOOD? GREECE

Which country has the best-tasting food in the entire world? TasteAtlas, a world atlas of traditional food, local ingredients, and authentic restaurants, analyzed 477,287 ratings for 15,478 foods in their database. When they averaged everything out, Greece came out on top, with a rating of 4.6 out of five stars. The Top Ten Cuisines In The World:
1. Greek
2. Italian
3. Mexican
4. Spanish
5. Portuguese
6. Turkish
7. Indonesian
8. French
9. Japanese
10. Chinese
American cuisine came in at #13.
* Number 13? Are you sure? Did the judges ever taste Cheetos? Krispy Kremes? Blooming Onions?
* Well, that’s great. See you in Greece. Hope you like lamb and yogurt.
* Greece may have the best food, but America has the best grease.
* Portuguese is Number 5? Quick – name a Portuguese dish! That’s what I thought.
* There may be some bias in this survey. According to Wikipedia, TasteAtlas is headquartered in Zagreb, Croatia. It’s founder is someone named Matija Babic. And he sounds delicious.

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posted March 18

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