WHERE TO NOT TAKE A WOMAN ON A FIRST DATE

A new survey asking women where they do not want to be taken on a first date is dividing the internet. Here is the list, starting at #1:
– Cheesecake Factory, Applebee’s, Chili’s, Chipotle, Olive Garden, The Movies, Your House, Any Fast Food Chain, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingstop, Red Lobster, A Buffet, IHOP, Denny’s, The gym, Church, Starbucks, Coffee dates, Ice cream dates, Family functions, Movie night at home, Somewhere that requires a long drive, Bowling, Nightclubs, Hookah Bar, A bar for just drinks, Waffle House, Sports events.
* Jeeze, ladies, the only place left is the Junior High Science Fair or the Department of Motor Vehicles.
* So “Bingo hall” is not on the list. Boy, I dodged a bullet.
* If you’re that picky, you’ve already disqualified yourself.
* Who goes to the gym for ANY date?
* I guess no woman wants to refuse a man sex with a tummy full of cheesecake.

Meanwhile…
The list has divided the internet over the #1 place, The Cheesecake Factory. A video went viral in which a woman refused to get out of her car when her date pulled up to Cheesecake Factory. For those unfamiliar with the restaurant, the Cheesecake Factory is famous for – yes, cheesecake – but also a menu that features over 250 items. The restaurant is being defended by many people on the internet:
– Comedian Tim Young says, “Nearly everyone I know who has lived by a Cheesecake Factory has either taken a date there or celebrated something nice at the establishment. It’s fancy without being fancy, and it makes us normal people feel nice without paying the price of a typical white tablecloth restaurant. We’ve all been there and the only people who don’t like it are lying.”
– LL Cool J says, “Ain’t nothing wrong with Cheesecake Factory. Not only is there nothing wrong with the Cheesecake Factory, the Cheesecake Factory ain’t that damn cheap.” (* And that’s why the Ladies Love Cool J.)
– “The View” co-host Sunny Hostin says, “I want to stand up for The Cheesecake Factory because I go there every week.”
* Yes, a TV star with a body like Sunny Hostin absolutely goes to the Cheesecake Factory every week.
* That’s like believing Giada De Laurentiis actually swallows any of the food she puts in her mouth after the camera cuts away.
* You get a lady who doesn’t want her first date at The Cheesecake Factory, you say, “Tell you what, come on in with me, watch me eat, and we’ll just call it our last date.”