WHAT’S THE MOST PETTY REASON YOU STOPPED DATING SOMEONE?

Reddit asked the question, “What’s The Most Petty Reason You Stopped Dating Someone?” Some of the answers:
– “They tried to play ‘TGIF’ as a word in Scrabble.”
– “He rearranged stuff in my house while I was asleep.”
– “Took him to a concert and he tapped his knee off beat.”
– “Her voice was in the same register as Fran Drescher from the ‘Nanny.’ Like daggers in my ears. Could not get over it. After the third date I had to back off and tell her I was way too busy right now to date.”
– “I broke up with this guy in high school because he ate so gross. I’ve never seen someone have their entire hands covered in ketchup after eating a hamburger. I had to sit next to him because I could not watch him eat.”
– “He took the pickle off my plate without asking at dinner.”
– “When she slept, her eyes didn’t close all the way. She looked like X-Men’s Cyclops, always got her eyeballs on me. Very unsettling.”
– “Her apartment only had street parking.”
– “I hated the way his Chapstick smelled.” (* Oh, like your Chapstick smells any better.)
– “He made me meatballs one night and he had tiny hands. I couldn’t look at him the same after seeing his itty bitty hands rolling those meatballs.”
– “Farted in front of me too soon.”
– “I dated a smoking hot guy, then I found that he was a clown for children’s parties and had a collection of clown artwork. No one is hot enough to consider integrating a clown collection into my home, much less a clown.”
* This is like reading a list of episode summaries from “Seinfeld.”
* Gee, it seems like only yesterday most of these would have included the word “Trump.”
* It may just be a pickle, but you could write a doctoral thesis on people who steal food off of other people’s plates and the psychological implications of what that means.
* I wonder how many years of dating there are between “being too picky” and “settling.”
* Articles like this go along way in explaining the popularity of sex dolls.