WHAT YOUR COCKTAIL SAYS ABOUT YOU, ACCORDING TO BARTENDERS

BuzzFeed asked bartenders to share the assumptions they make about people based on their drink orders. Here is what they said:
– Jack and Coke: “You’ll be fighting someone in a few hours.”
– Moscow Mule: “There’s a 75% chance you’re about to bitch about it not being in a copper mug. And if it is in one, you will likely try to steal it.”
– Gin and Tonic: “They will talk your ear off whether you like it or not, and after four drinks, will take someone inappropriate home.”
– Tequila: “Ordering a tequila shot usually means you don’t work tomorrow.”
– Vodka and Red Bull: “Ordering a Vodka Red Bull means I’ll have to keep an eye on you throughout the night because you’re about to act drunk and high.”
– Rosé: “I wish I liked wine.”
– “Fireball: “Fireball shots = underage or first-time drinker who can’t wait to have an epic hangover story.”
– Absinthe: “If you order absinthe, I’m just going to assume that you have at least five leatherbound books from the 1800s and maybe, like, three friends.”
– Vodka: “Vodka is what every basic white person who thinks they’re a sophisticated drinker orders.”
– Manhattan: “A Manhattan says, ‘I binge-watched Mad Men.'”
– Blended Drink: “Anything blended = high maintenance”
– Long Island Ice Tea: “Long Island iced tea drinkers rarely tip and almost always ask us to ‘make it strong.'”
– Whiskey or Bourbon: “I want everyone to know how cool I am.”
– Martini: “You don’t drink much but want to try a martini cause they look sophisticated. Then, you’re gonna complain about the taste.”
* So remember this when you’re out at the bars … Mom.
* So basically, if you make a bartender do anything more than pull you a beer, they don’t like you.
* What’s next – “Customers That Pizza Delivery People Don’t Like”? “The Most Annoying Customers According To Movie Ticket Takers”?
* Jeeze, if I wanted to be judged for my drinking, I’d just stay home.