WHAT TOY WOULD YOU BUY YOUR WORST ENEMY’S CHILD?

Somebody on Reddit asked: “What’s a toy you would get for your worst enemy’s child?” Here, from Reddit and also various internet sites, are some of the toys that parents hate hate hate:
– Drum set
– Glitter and glue
– Off brand permanent markers that have the word “permanent” in really small font
– Furby
– VTech Chomp and Count Dinosaur
– Singing Elmo
– Slime
– Bop It
– Chuckle Ball
– Ikiki Squeaky Shoes
– Baby Alive Baby Doll
– Fisher-Price Corn Popper Push Toy
– Fisher Price Kids Xylophone
– Polly Pockets
– WWE John Cena Crushers Toy – there’s no off switch
– Star Wars Scream Saber Lightsaber
– Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey
* I think Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey wins, just on the name alone.
* Hey – a family with two kids could have one on drums and one on xylophone, with Elmo on vocals.
* Don’t forget toys that rely on you to continually buy accessories.
* Of course, depending on your kid’s imagination, this list could get a lot longer.
* PHONE TOPIC: What toy of your child’s do you hate?