WHAT DO WE CALL TWEETS NOW?

Now that Elon Musk has changed the name of Twitter to X, people are unsure what to call their tweets. The Fark website asked its readers to come up with a new name for X tweets. Here are some of them:
– Xit (does that rhyme with “Exit” or “Zit”?)
– X-platives
– X-cretions
– Xewage
– X-pectorations
– Xeet (sounds like “zeet”)
* At the time, I really thought the name “tweet” was stupid. But these are so much worse.
* So, if it’s Xeet, do you ask someone to “Xeet me”?
* Relax. In a few weeks, he’ll probably change the name again. To, like, Suds or Blippie or Chuck-chuck.
* X? Ech!